Friday, 18 August 2017

Lupita Nyong'o has done it again!

Jay Z has released another song from his much publicized album 4.44. This new song is called MaNyfaCedGod featuring James Blake and the video features our very own Kenyan angel, Lupita Nyong'o. The lyrics is about the ups and downs him and Beyonce have gone through after the rumors were spread around that their marriage is on the rocks. It's slow and smooth and Lupita once again shows us her exemplary acting skills in this Black & White video. 



This is not the first time that Jay Z has featured Lupita in his music. He first mentioned her name in the rap song We Made It (Remix) featuring Jay Electronica, where in his lyrics, he raps, "I'm on my Lupita Nyong'o, Stuntin' on  the stage after 12 Years A Slave, This Ace of Spades look like an Oscar" 

What’s the comparison? Jay was a part-owner of Roc-A-Fella Records from 1996 to 2008 (12 years) before he was able to launch his independent label Roc Nation. Jay emerged a free man who owned his “masters,” was fully in control of his career, and ready to revel in his talents and achievements.
The gold Armand de Brignac bottle that Jay often references really does look like an Oscar trophy. Further cause for celebration? Hov owns the company that distributes Ace of Spades champagne in North America.

In 2015 at the Oscar's Vanity Fair after-party Hov approached Lupita, saying this in reference to his perfect use of her name: "Did I do good?! I did good right!" They even took a picture together.

Jay Z, Beyonce, Jared Leto & Lupita Nyong'o at the 2015 Oscar's After Party
We can all agree this is a friendship that is bound to go far and we wish our Nairobi Blue girl all the best in her future undertakings and keep flying the Kenyan flag high. She has made it! 

Written By; AdehTheLyricist


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Friday, 7 July 2017

Epic Fail Billboards


Have you ever seen a billboard so inaccurate such that you start wondering What The Hell the person who printed it was smoking? These billboards are hilarious asf! I laughed so hard at some of them. Check them out.
advertisement billboard relationships divorce
And that solves the problem!

sign billboard wisdom vasectomy funny
hmm?

sign billboard dude parts accidental sexy funny
Didn't we know that already?

jesus sign billboard twitter religion failbook g rated
Let's ask Kendrick...
monday thru friday billboard wife
Smart!
billboard wtf sexy times funny
Her?

billboard alcohol booze pregnant funny
OK


billboard highway safety sign texting while driving
Perfect huh?


billboard monday thru friday phone number
Would love to but....

funny-ad-win-juxtaposition-placement
Perfect Ads

party-fails-d-to-d
I'm good....


party-fails-what-is-it-that-you-do-again
What exactly do you do?


billboard FAIL you had one job classic


The fuck did they see down there?



asian_billboard
That's enough internet for today

pubic-schools
1?

ugly kids billboard
This is so sad

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Friday, 28 April 2017

#NumberOne Lyrics Le Band X Suzziah

Number 1 is written and performed by the brands Le Band and Suzziah. It's a simple love song with catchy beats produced by super Kenyan producer MG. The video concept was created by Le Band, Suzziah and Moses Osidiana of Brainworks films. Video was shot and directed by award winning director Moses Osidiana of Brainworks films.

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Mi nuh go pluck your flower no
I'll let you bloom to the waters of my fantasy
Let your soul feel this harmony
Push it closer call it a zoom let me ignite every part of you
Spell it out mama tell me what you feeling
Let my actions be what your thinking
(Coz you taste like sugar and spice and everything nice
Close your eyes i'll make you realize
your winning in life, your winning in life) x2

HOOK

Call me your number 1
Baby you can call me your superman
Chochote utatakaa nitakupa ma
Your my girl
Call me your number 1
Baby you can call me your supergirl
Chochote unataka nitakupa, nitakupa
Your my man

VERSE 2

I wanna climb to the top of the mountain
Let you cruise on this endless sea
Open up the windows to your soul
I want you to see what you do to me
Watch my spirit melt into your arms
Freeze this time so we'll never be apart
Baby I know you're comfortable under my skin
So don't let go, pull me close
Let the energy flow from my head to my toes
Light this spliff, let's get lit
Wake back up then we do it again baby

HOOK

Call me your number 1
Baby you can call me your superman
Chochote utataka nitakupa ma
Your my girl
Call me you number 1
Baby you can call me your super girl
Chochote utataka nitakupa, nitakupa
Your my man

BRIDGE

Somebody call for my girl
Call fi mi cure call for my lover
Cause when the sunlight sets west side
You're always gonna be my number 1
Somebody call for my man
Call fi mi cure call for my lover
Coz when the sunlight sets west side
You are always gonna be my number 1

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Tell me how you want it daddy
Tell me how you tell me how you want it papi
Tell me what you want imma make you happy
I'll make you happy imma make you happy
Tell me how you want it mami
Tell me how you tell me how you want it mami
Tell me what you want imma make you happy
I'll make you happy imma make you happy

(Tell me how you want it baby,
Tell me how you tell me how you want it baby
Tell me how you tell me how you want it baby
Tell me what you want imma make you happy
I'll make you happy imma make you happy) x3

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Thursday, 27 April 2017

Why Nairobians Didn't Elect Karen Nyamu

Okay guys, I've been away for a minute and I missed you, A LOT. Anyway, I'm back but not with new song lyrics this time. I want to touch on politics even though I'm not a big fan of this subject matter. In Kenya, we currently have primaries (mchujo) of different parties going on around the country and all eyes are on Nairobi, the heart of Kenya.
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Karen Nyamu

We have seen men and women battle it out in the ballots but my main concern is the Women Representative race especially on the Jubilee side where there are six women going head to head as to whom will fly the Party's flag. We have seen the incumbent aka Nairobi's Sweetheart, Rachel Shebesh battling it out with akina Millicent Omanga, Karen Nyamu, Beatrice Kwamboka, Wangui B. Nga'ng'a, etc but the one who seems to be the talk of town is Karen Nyamu. She is well known to have closeness with the current Nairobi Senator, Mike Mbuvi aka Sonko. Wherever Sonko is, Karen hakosekani. She is also said to have been very close with the Late Jacob Juma. 
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Karen Nyamu



But what I'm writing this for is that her competitors have come up with this lie that she is a socialite and the worst part is that Kenyans especially Nairobians have been caught up in this lie. I know Shebesh has a bigger following but I expected Karen to be her nightmare instead of Milly Omanga. The lie that was originally posted by the controversial blogger, Robert Alai on twitter shows a picture of a woman showing her behind on an Instagram post by a user known simply as Supersexy Nana . She is a Rwandese and due to this rumors, she has gained more followers than all the votes that Karen Nyamu has received in the ballot. Before the rumor, she was at around 40,000 followers, right now she has over 55K followers. I have browsed her IG posts and you can do it too and judge by yourself. The lady in question does not have a close resemblance to Karen Nyamu, only their hairstyle look alike. This lady posts twerking videos and sexy pictures, you know, the usual photos that ladies in their mid 20's post online. 
SuperSexy Nana


I was surprised that Kenyans attacked her on all social media platforms without confirming these dirty and outrageous rumors. She went on her Facebook Page and said clearly that her competitors are using this lady's IG to bring her down politically. 

Her post read;
"It has come to my attention that my opponents have found a video of a lookalike on the internet and decided to share it with the propaganda that it is me in the video.
While I appreciate that it is injury time and all manner of tactics are getting employed to deal with competition, it will not work."

To me, that's a low blow from whoever paid Alai to post that rubbish online. I'm not even a fan of Karen but using a lie to win in an election is purely wrong and uncalled for. You should use the example of Uasin Gishu Women Representatives who supported Gladys Boss Shollei after she won the seat even after her countless court cases and lies that were orchestrated by some officials in the Judiciary. I believe women should build each other up instead of tearing them apart. 
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Karen Nyamu



Nairobians are known to make wise decisions but this time, they will not vote in a woman just because of a mere, pure lie. Anyway, it's not in my place to say who Nairobians should elect to represent their women in Parliament but if they sell you lies now, what about the next five years? I will just leave you with a simple advice; before you buy a lie told by an opponent, investigate first. 

These are the pictures of the said lady that is Karen Nyamu, do they really look alike? Do you think it's her?








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Friday, 22 April 2016

#TakeItSlowLyrics by @willypaulmsafi & @sautisol

Take It Slow is a new club banger and a romantic song by the Gospel Musician, Willy Paul and the Talented Group, SautiSol. The song has received mixed reactions from fans across Kenya since most of them believe that a gospel artistes should not do a collabo with secular artistes. But the song is generally about love and it does no harm since love is a subject felt by anyone; whether saved or not. Enjoy the lyrics.



(Intro)
Hmmmmmm
Willy, Willy, Willy. Willy Paul
Sauti Soooool
Am sorry, Naomba msamaha kwa Mwenyezi,
Nilichokidhi.....Am sorry,
Savara, Teddy B!

(Willy Paul)
Baby, najua kweli unataka
Hata na me at some point huwaga nataka,
But niko na Baba ndani ya maisha yeah,
So inabidi niombe nipate self control,
Kesho tusipatane na ma-bad control,
I feel it in my heart,
I feel it in my soul,
Tukiweka Mungu mbele ata-take control,
Isiwe story,
Hii mambo ni ngori,
Maisha si movie,
Usije kesho ukasema Waah!

(Chorus)
You better take it, take it, take it, take it, take it slow
Take it slow
You better take it, take it, take it, take it, take it slow
Take it slow
Maisha si rehearsal,
Ukiandika huwezi cancel
Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it slow

Pole Pole, Pole Pole

(Savara - Sauti Sol)
Mbio sakafuni mwisho ni ukingoni,
Vijana na madrum utawacha vuta lini
Mama analia wuu wuu wuu wuu, iii iii, iii
She's so worried, oh yeah,
(Bien - Sauti Sol)
Sah ni kama tumekwama,
Kimo cha maisha sah ni Instagram- ah
Tukibishana na swagger,
Mali ya kuazima ikiwaka,
Na saa hio ndio story,
Hii mambo ni ngori,
Malaika wa mbinguni,
Uje uje, yeah yeah yeah

(Chorus)
You better take it, take it, take it, take it, take it slow
Take it slow
You better take it, take it, take it, take it, take it slow
Take it slow
Maisha si rehearsal,
Ukiandika huwezi cancel
Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it slow

(Chimano - Sauti Sol)
Yeah, 
Take it slow,
Pole pole,
You better, you better,
Take it slow,
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
You better, you better,
Take it slow x3
T-t-t-t-take it slow yeahhhh

(Chorus)
You better take it, take it, take it, take it, take it slow
Take it slow
You better take it, take it, take it, take it, take it slow
Take it slow
Maisha si rehearsal,
Ukiandika huwezi cancel
Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it slow

Pole Pole, Pole Pole
Pole Pole, Pole Pole



Lyrics Submitted by: The Lyrical Master


Saturday, 16 April 2016

#MotoMotoLyrics by @amosandjosh

Amos and Josh is a duo of two talented Kenyan guys. Their brand new song Moto Moto is a Club banger. Sang in pure Swahili representing East Africa and Africa in general. Produced by Johari Music.


(Verse I)
Watu wengi nimeona,
Mfano wako hakuna,
Kwa wema umesifika,
Imani yako hakika mami,
Tabibu wa moyo wangu,
Utanipa dawa gani,
Juu paumapo sipaoni,
Juu yako taabani,

(Bridge)
Jua likiwaka,
Niwe nawe,
Mchana kutwa,
Jioni likitua jua, Usiniache,

(Chorus)
Tuwashe moto moto moto mimi na weh,
Penzi lituchome tusiwe
Moto moto moto mimi na weh,
Tusiwe, tusiwe

(Verse II)
Nikisema nisikwambie,
Nitauumiza moyo wangu,
Na nikisema nikwambie,
Sijui utasema vipi mama,
Tabibu wa moyo wangu,
Nitatunga nyimbo gani,
Juu paumapo sipaoni,
Juu yako taabani,

(Bridge)
Jua likiwaka,
Niwe nawe,
Mchana kutwa,
Jioni likitua jua, Usiniache,

(Chorus)
Tuwashe moto moto moto mimi na weh,
Penzi lituchome tusiwe
Moto moto moto mimi na weh,
Tusiwe, tusiwe X2

(Verse III)
Moto moto,
Hili ni sikio la kufa,
Haliwezi sikia dawa,
Labda busu moja la pawa,
Moto moto,
Itabidi nimewachuja,
Ili nipate yangu fursa,
Ya busu moja la pawa,
Moto moto,
Hili ni sikio la kufa,
Haliwezi sikia dawa,
Labda busu moja la pawa,

(Bridge)
Jua likiwaka,
Niwe nawe,
Mchana kutwa,
Jioni likitua jua, Usiniache,

(Chorus)
Tuwashe moto moto moto mimi na weh,
Penzi lituchome tusiwe
Moto moto moto mimi na weh,
Tusiwe, tusiwe X2

(Outro)
Moto moto moto tusiwe X3
Penzi lituchome tusiwe
Moto moto moto tusiwe X3
Penzi lituchome ........
Tusiwe, tusiwe, tusiwe, tusiwe


Lyrics Submitted by; The Lyrical Master


Lupita Nyong'o has done it again!

Jay Z has released another song from his much publicized album 4.44. This new song is called MaNyfaCedGod  featuring James Blake and the vi...